The Metro may have been on to something with its “Britney Spears Vehicle to Air in September on CBS: Remake of Mary Tyler Moore Show” headline, and the BBC may have been having a very good laugh with their flying penguins gag, but Hillary Clinton beat them all today.
She said she was going to “fight like Rocky” against Obama.
If you don’t get the joke, and this is a massive spoiler alert, Rocky loses.
Rocky, The Husband pointed out, also beats meat. In response, Bill Clinton was heard to remark “That’s definitely something Hillary does not share in common with Rocky.”
Chelsea then cried. Like her mother.
Meanwhile, Barack Obama did some ADR for The Rock’s new film, Ralph Nader whined that no one takes him seriously which “just isn’t fair”, Gravel and Paul announced a joint Libertarian ticket that sure to gain at least one vote in November, and little Dennis Kucinich fucked his wife, to the jealousy of all.
Happy New Year April 1st, everyone.
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