Bush Invokes Godwin, Loses, AGAIN!

Apparently, Dubya just can’t learn his lesson!

In a speech to the Israeli parliament today, the nation’s current commander and chief decided to take a swipe at diplomacy loving Barack Obama, who has previously stated he would like to foster dialoge between the US and countries like Iran, with this winning statement:

“Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: “Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.” We have an obligation to call this what it is — the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history.”

Mr. Bush, if you invoke Hitler or Nazi Germany for the sake of an argument, you lose. It’s cheap, it’s petty, it’s a straw man argument, and without Godwin, straw man arguments are automatic failure in debate. Any high school debate team member knows that. But, more over, we now have Godwin’s law, and you keep breaking it. Are you trying to tell me that you can’t think of anything else about Barack Obama (the fact that he wants to practically turn the country into a democratic socialist state leaps to mind) that you have to bring up Hitler when you are addressing Jewish people? Are you retarded?

Oh yes, I forgot. It’s the same person who wants to know “Is our children learning”. I’m sorry. I forgot.